Tiger Stadium broken into!

What a dumb thing to do! Apparently here in Detroit a bunch of stoners, 6 to be exact, broke into the shrine that is Tiger Stadium to get souvenirs. It's been reported that they were ripping the Olde English D off of anything that had it. Supposedly, some of them were sitting on the pitchers mound and smoking herb. Then the cops showed up and they couldn't find their way out of that piece. Forgot how they got in. Short-term memory loss is my guess. That's been known to happen when you're stoned. They should have just gone to MLB.com to satisfy that craving for all things Tigers, the top team in the league right now, and you should too. Look, here's a link, and I don't exaggerate when I tell you that I went through great pains to get this, so check it out!